Apparently, existing is aggressive now. Zionist Aggressor pokes fun at the increasingly common habit of treating support for Israel’s continued existence as an act of hostility. The joke, of course, is that “Zionist aggressor” has become a contradiction in terms: if merely believing the Jewish people have the same right to self-determination as every other nation makes someone an aggressor, the word has lost all meaning. Despite the way it is sometimes used online, Zionist does not mean warmonger or extremist. At its most basic, it simply refers to someone who believes the Jewish people have the right to live safely and securely in their ancestral homeland. Zionists can be found across the political spectrum and around the world. Whether you are Jewish or simply reject the idea that national self-determination is acceptable for everyone except the Jews, this design wears the label with unapologetic irony. The shirt features the Maccabee Apparel coat of arms on the right sleeve.