(Note: This is a variation on our original Space Jews design, created by request for one of our fans! We are happy to do custom versions of our products whenever possible, rearranging design elements, adding personalized text, etc. You can reach us at Facebook.com/MaccabeeApparel or at email@example.com!)
They're back, and they're not happy. Ready for planetary conquest, our fearsome Space Jew is equipped with his standard issue Jewish Space Laser, his Menorah Flamethrower (which burns for eight nights AND in zero-oxygen environments) and high explosive grenadles!
Even if you didn't see Dave Chappelle's latest special, you might have heard about it in the news. People were outraged--but not because of the blatantly anti-Semitic jokes (if you don't know what we're talking about, Google it, or just watch it on Netflix while you still can). But his Space Jews routine invaded our imagination and refused to leave. Kind of ironic, no? At Maccabee Apparel, we believe in combatting anti-Semitic tropes by flipping the script and just leaning into the crazy, because:
1) Bigotry deserves to be mocked.
2) No one will ever be better at making fun of Jews than we Jews are. This is a point of pride.
3) We actually think the world would be a better place if people took themselves a little less seriously all the time.
In a free society, if you don't like what someone has to say, you should use your freedom of speech talk back--not orchestrate a campaign to take away their freedom or ruin their life. Case in point: The major social media platforms no longer let us advertise, and they won't recommend us to potential fans because of our controversial anti-Nazi stance. So suffice it to say we're not big fans of censorship. Supporting a free and open marketplace of ideas means that sometimes a really stupid one will get through, so you might as well have fun with it.
Besides, the idea of ultra-powerful laser-toting Space Jews is AWESOME, and no one is going to convince us otherwise.
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs bigger than usual